Thursday, April 19, 2007

Fair and Balanced Moment of the Day

As the VA Tech shooting turns from mourning to questions of prevention, FOXNEWS.com had these tidbits of supreme journalism to share:

"Was Cho Seung-Hui Possessed by the Devil?"
"How to Spot a Psycho on College Campuses"

The answer to both of the above can be solved by forcing all students, regardless of creed, to carry a Bible, cross, and gun at all times. If the power and love of Jesus Christ is not enough to stop Satan, then surely tens of thousands of armed students with guns will do the trick.

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