Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Bomb Threat at Falwell's Funeral

Falwell's message of love really had an impact on his students. Preliminary reports are surfacing that a 19 year old student named Mark Uhl (and maybe others) at Liberty "University", Falwell's brainwashing institution, made "napalm-like" bombs that he planned to use on protesters at Falwell's funeral. Falwell would be proud, especially if the crowd contained gays, blacks, or any other person not exactly like Falwell and his cult followers. Were it not for Clinton Portis' remarks released today, this would surely be the quote of the day...

From the Lynchburg Sheriff, "At this time it is not believed that these devices were going to be used to interrupt the funeral services at Liberty University".

Some forget that most people carry "napalm-like" bombs around in their vehicles only to use them much like those snapper fireworks that little children play with.

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