Brownback Is Out!

Sources close to the Kansas senator have said he will drop out of the presidential race on Friday, citing insufficient funds. His platform consisted almost entirely of religiously based domestic policies like hanging gays and legalizing abortion clinic bombings. Shocking that the majority of Americans don't want a theocracy. Nice to see he wasted a few million dollars though. It must have been those damn stem cells he talks to that were pushing him to run.