A Gay Love Bomb

In 1994 a military researcher requested $7.5 million to develop a bomb that would create an overwhelming sex drive in enemy forces, thus causing them to have sex with each other rather than fight. I'd like to know how I can get ahold of some of this. There are several conservatives with pent up homosexual rage that would really benefit from a gay bomb. They could release all of that tension and have an excuse for it too!